Two Sleepy People, Tapping Their Troubles Away

'Semper eadem'
howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

myrealityistheatre:

I just wanted to take a nice walk around the neighborhood.

myrealityistheatre:

I just wanted to take a nice walk around the neighborhood.

filmesss:

13 Going on 30 - 2004

filmesss:

13 Going on 30 - 2004

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk

skullspeare:

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

"I’m standing too. Now we’re all standing. We’re 5 jackasses standing in a circle"
— The most under appreciated Rocket quote in Guardians of The Galaxy (via pokemasterjack)

russianbaae:

mockeryd:

sizvideos:

Watch the video 

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Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

Awwwwww

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already