Two Sleepy People, Tapping Their Troubles Away

'Semper eadem'
  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk

skullspeare:

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

"I’m standing too. Now we’re all standing. We’re 5 jackasses standing in a circle"
— The most under appreciated Rocket quote in Guardians of The Galaxy (via pokemasterjack)

russianbaae:

mockeryd:

sizvideos:

Watch the video 

Follow our Tumblr

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

Awwwwww

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

msdeeadreamer:

And that ladies and gays is what I call the right fuckin spirit

ruinedchildhood:

send this to your crush with no context

goldwifi:

typac:

95% sure my neighbors grow weed

love this

goldwifi:

typac:

95% sure my neighbors grow weed

love this

congenitalprogramming:

tsff21:

yaridansei19:

Damn Family Guy may be stupid sometimes…but this shit is on. Point.

When even FAMILY GUY is making a good point, you know someone’s fucked up royally.

Seriously.